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Homer Wants an SUV/Quotes

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Homer: C'mon kids! We're going shopping for an suv!
Bart: Finally, an end to the same of being the only family in town with a Sedan.
Marge: I don't know Homer.
Homer: Marge "Sedan Stigma" is the leading cause of low esteeem in children. This model was a snowboard tack a fully-stocked wet bar! The cargeo space in this model converts into a state of the art DVD screening room!
Lisa: But suvs are motohosly unsafe! Their tyres burst, and they flip over easily!
Homer: So they protect the jobs of ambulance drivers, and they're fun to drive!
Lisa: But the pollution they cause till be a serious problem for generations to come?
Homer: Lisa, my generation gave the world cable TV and microwaveable French fries! Pollution will be your generation's are challenge!
Homer & Bart: S-U-V! S-U-V!
Marge: Don't worry, Lisa suvs have one very effetctive safety feature.
Lisa: What's that mom?
Marge: The price we'll never be able to afford one!