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Seymour Skinner: Students, faclty, and friends, I am proud to present... drum roll, Ralph.
Ralph: [making sound with his lips] Plplplplplplplplplplp!
Seymour Skinner: ...the Springfield Elementary Learning Annex!
Ralph: [making sound with his lips]: Plplplplplplplplplplp!
Lisa: It's a trailer.
Seymour Skinner: It's a low cost solution to classroom overcrowding is what it is. You can stop that now, Ralph.
Ralph: [making sound with his lips] Plplplplplplplplplplp!

Bart: Mom, this is the new kids in class. His name's Brad.
Brad: Hello, Mrs. Simpson.
Marge: What a polite young man. Help yourself to cookies.
Bart: He's my new mest friend.
Brad: These cookies look awesome.
Milhouse: Best friend...?

Brad: Checkin' out my rockin' tah, huh?
Bart: You!
Milhouse: You?
Bart: First you steal my trademark and now my haircut?
Brad: It's an homage, homie!
Bart: It's a rip-off is what it is! You're no Bart Simpson!
Brad: I'm more Bart than you are, Bart!
Milhouse: Wow! It's like your twins!

Bart: What're you doin' after school, Brad?
Brad: I dunno. Something'.
Bart: Maybe we could go your chouse.
Brad: I don't think so. My mom's sick.
Bart: So, it was your dad who picked you up yesterday?
Brad: Sure. My dad.
Bart: I could ride home with you I've never seen your house.
Brad: That's not a good idea.
Bart: It'll be fund. You can show me your stuff.
Brad: Ii's just stuff.
Bart: But is it cool stuff?

Bart: There's something very weird about this house. Whoa. Everything is so small it's like a house built just for kids. And most of the rooms are empty. No parents. Tinty furniture. Buts beer. That means--
Sound: Click!
Brad: Right you are Sherlock.
Bart: Oop.
Larry Baxter: I'm not a kid. Haven't been for twenty years. I'm little Larry Baxter, and I'm wanted in sex states for armed robbery.