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Bart I Art/Quotes

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Bart: I am Bart. Bart I art. I stop at the Kwik-E-Mart!
Apu: These franks have become old and fragrant, perhaps they'll sell to this young vagrant! Please buy these dogs, sir. They taste great! Do not mind the expiry date! Eat just one, I know you can ...
Bart: I do not like green wieners, man!
Apu: You can't refuse! They're priced too low! I made them fresh a week ago! Would you, could you, with a Squishee? Would you, could you? They're delish-y!
Bart: I won't buy them. Let me out! They're made from ear and tail and snout!
Apu: But these beef franks, they have no meat!
Bart: Then you enjoy them! Eat, eat, eat! I got all the dogs I want at Krustyburger restaurant!
Apu: What shall I do? I cooked a ton!
Homer: I ate them all ... dial 911!!!!
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