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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart the Fink content update/Gameplay

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Revision as of 08:36, August 3, 2021 by SolarBot (talk | contribs) (replaced: ==Gameplay== → == Gameplay == (20), == → == (16), == == → ==== (16), ====Offshore Fun Pt. 1==== → ==== Offshore Fun Pt. 1 ==== (8), == Premium Gameplay == → == Premium gameplay ==)

Gameplay

Offshore Fun

Offshore Fun Pt. 1

After the user logs in on May 23rd:
Krusty I hear those hopeless idiots in Washington passed a new tax law. How does it impact me, the small-time gazillionaire?
Cayman Island Banker Why, you get to keep even MORE of your money, Mr. Krustofski.
Krusty What?! Why would those perfect angels in Washington do this?
Cayman Island Banker They feel it's high time that the wealthy give even less back to the country they pretend to love.
Krusty How right they are! Time to buy my old airplane back!
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Place I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay
Krusty Oh Planey, I missed you. I hope the mean IRS men didn't find the bags of you-know-what sewn into your seat cushions.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Offshore Fun Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty It sure is nice owning a plane. Know what I mean?
Krusty What?! You don't own a plane? Ewww.
Krusty Well, keep investing your money in mobile games, and I'm sure you'll be rich soon, too!
Task: Make Krusty Refuel His Plane (4h, I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay)
Krusty Ahhh...happiness is owning a fully-fueled private jet.
Krusty If that seems arrogant, try to remember how very wealthy I am, vis-à-vis you.
Krusty So just try to be happy for me, Sky Finger. And jealous. I just love when people are jealous of me.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Offshore Fun Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Sure, I'm well off. Money-wise. But could I have even more sweet, sweet cash?
Krusty I'm not a young man. And I just don't want to leave this Earth knowing I could have had more money.
Krusty Better call that banker...
Task: Make Krusty Call His Offshore Bank (4h, Krusty Burger)
Krusty I'M WHAT???
Cayman Island Banker You're broke. You invested in a company called Ponzi Pyramid Schemes, Inc.
Krusty The Italian architectural firm that designs high-end triangle tombs for rich Egyptians? What's wrong with them?
Krusty Come back, money! I don't want to live without too much of you!
System Message Will Krusty ever become solvent, or will he just regress to solvents? Find out soon!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Premium gameplay

Savings Haven

Savings Haven Pt. 1

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
Cayman Island Banker I just love hiding money where no one can find it.
Cayman Island Banker Let's see... I'll put a dime under that dog... tuck a dollar behind that little girl...
Lisa ...
Cayman Island Banker I have so many clients here in Springfield.
Cayman Island Banker It's the kind of crime-ridden cesspool that warms a banker's heart.
Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Visit Customers (4h, Shops)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Savings Haven Pt. 2

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
Cayman Island Banker Mayor Quimby, nice to see you again!
Quimby LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S A MAN I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE!
Quimby *whispers* Where have you been? It's election season.
Cayman Island Banker Shall I arrange the usual under-the-table bribes and mistress-quieting payments?
Quimby OF COURSE NOT, STRANGER!
Quimby *whispers* I've never wanted anything more.
Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Arrange Transfers (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Cayman Island Banker Mr. Mayor, your kickbacks, corruption and grafts are all arranged and ready to-
Cayman Island Banker Oh hello, Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum Banker Guy! Drop that hush money and give your ol' buddy Clancy a hug!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Savings Haven Pt. 3

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Stop right there, Banker Guy! Reach for the sky!
Cayman Island Banker Have I done something wrong?
Wiggum Huh? No, I just wanted to give you a high five. That's what friends do.
Wiggum Unless you HAVE been doing something illegal with the Mayor...
Cayman Island Banker All conversations between the Mayor and I are protected by crook-criminal privilege.
Wiggum Oh, right. High five!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Get a Drink (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Cayman Island Banker This is the worst Piña Colada I have ever tasted.
Moe Actually, it's the best puddle water and nail polish remover you've ever tasted.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Savings Haven Pt. 4

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
Cayman Island Banker Small towns warm a banker's heart. Even here, you can find average people breaking the law in extraordinary ways.
Cayman Island Banker Yes, sir. If you're ever worried about the future of evil, small towns will put your mind at ease.
Moe Now, there's nothing illegal going on in my bar.
Cayman Island Banker Moe, how long have we known each other?
Moe 'Bout five minutes. But, yeah, you got me...
Task: Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species (8h)
Cayman Island Banker Such vile exploitation, Moe! Thank you for this.
Wiggum Stop right there!
Moe *gasp*
Wiggum You're walking away, when I want to pet that adorable fella!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Savings Haven Pt. 5

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
Cayman Island Banker Chief Wiggum, that's an endangered panda. You can't really be this obtuse, can you?
Wiggum Can too!
Cayman Island Banker I'm STILL going to offer you a bribe to look the other way. Just because I feel like it.
Cayman Island Banker If loving to bribe cops is a crime, then consider me guilty.
Wiggum Well, I'd have to look that up in a book or something. I'm gonna say it's cool.
Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Spread the Wealth (8h)
Krusty Hey, how about you spread a little of that cash my way?
Cayman Island Banker Love to. But you have to do something illegal first.
Krusty Illegal, eh? Okay, here goes. Something illegal... something totally against the law...
Krusty I'm normally so good at this...
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20