Texting Abbreviations

Texting Abbreviations is texting abbreviations by Homer from Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness.

Texting abbreviations[edit]

Short	Description
DYSTGLN	Did you see the game last night?
ITFTHY	Is the food truck here yet?
NIDSO	No, I didn't see "Oprah."
IWNNT	I was nowhere near there.
TOT	Texting on toilet.
OOTP	Out of toilet paper!
LMKIYSTFT	Let me know if you see the food truck.
PIFM	Punch in for me.
CFM	Cover for me.
JWUWDIM	Just woke up. What did I miss?
ICMFL	I can't feel my legs.
YAMWAYWO	You're a man. Why are you watchin "Oprah"?
DYKWILMP	Do you know where I left my pants?
COMB	Choking on my beer.
GGFFOTVT	Giant gorilla film festival on TV tonight!
WTDFT	Where's that damned food truck?
HWSIDI	He who smelt it, dealt it.
WWFD	Wonder what's for dinner.
IIQTY	Is it quitting time yet?
ISTCIS	I swear that clock is slow.
WAMTCIB	Wait a minute, that clock is broken!
WTIIR	What time is it really?!!
LOL	Laying on linoleum.
ROFL	Resting on floor lounging.
LMFAO	Look, man, forget about "Oprah"!
BIW	Boss is watching.
TTLB	Trying to look busy.
BWTKWIAD	Boss wants to know what I am doing.
BITAMP	Boss is taking away my phone.
TITBYBF	This is the boss! You're both fired!
WIH	Work is hell.