Treehouse of Chimps/Quotes
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- Bart: Homer, what are you doing home at 3 o'clock?
- Homer: Dunno... coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to?
- Bart: The Monkeys have taken over our treehouse!
- Homer: The dynami '60s pop group are in your treehouse?! The pre-fab four? This is so excitng!!! I've always dream of a monkees reunion!
- Bart: No, these are real monkeys.
- Homer: Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing.
- Bart: Monkeys love banans, and my mom just read an article in Mordern home-makers monthly on how. Banans are good for us.
- Marge: What are you boys doing with all those bananas?
- Bart: Using them to trap some intelligent monekys that have taken over our treehouse. Don't wait up!
- Marge: Boys and their imaginations.
- Professor Frink: Yes, those are my chimps, by glavin. But I'm afraid I can't help you.
- Lisa: Why not?
- Professor Frink: My experiment was merely that catalyst. I made a better chimp! It's up to them to find a place in the world!
- Bart: Well, they can't stay in my treehouse!
- Professor Frink: That's for natural selection to decide, good luck, children!
- Bart: See, I knew science wasn't goo for anything!
- Lisa: I'll be in my room.
- Bart: Yes! We got our hangout back!
- Homer: D'oh! And now I lost mine. Natural selection stinks!
- Bart: I can't wait until we're old enough to get jobs. Then life will be easy!
- Milhouse Van Houten: My dad says, "school is the best time of our lives, once we get married, everything falls apart."
