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The Homer Show/Quotes

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[after finding that every place in town is closed, Homer is walking home when he runs into Lenny and Carl]
Homer: Hey, where are you guys going?
Lenny Leonard: We're goin' to the big town meetin', Homer
Carl Carlson: [whispering] Dummy! He's not supposed to know.
Homer: [suspicious] What town meeting?
Lenny: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to say that. It's my condition.
Carl: [nervously] Yeah, he's got an uncontrollable impulse to talk about non-existent town meetings. They did a TV movie about it last month.
[long pause]
Homer: I think Marge saw that one.