Lisa the Clown/Quotes
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- Bart: I can't believe we finally get to visit Krusty backstage at his show! That clown is a true original!
- Lisa: Sorry, Bart. I like Krusty, but he's derivative of practically every clown ever!
- Bart: Mom! Lisa's using the "D" word again!
- Marge: Lisa, stop upsetting your brother!
- Leslie Lucas: It won't simply be an clown show. It will be an educational clown show! I can see it now! Lisa the CLown! Gender diverse and beloved teacher to all the children of the world!!
- Lisa: Oh. That could be fun...
- Sideshow Mel: Kudos to you, Lisa! You've created a clown show for intellectuals.
- Lisa: I have a great idea for an educational Itchy and Scratchy script, but the animators in Korea don't speak English!
- Sideshow Mel: Finally! A practical use for my Korean studies minor at Cornell! Stand aside, dear Lisa, and I will translate your story to them.
- Krusty the Clown: Sideshow Bob!
- Bart: Are you here to try to kill me again?
- Sideshow Bob: Please, Bart, It's not always about killing you. I have other hobbies, you know.
- Chief Wiggum: Yep, that's her all right! Take her back to the big house, boys!
- Leslie Lucas: Curses! Your bratty brother has foiled my evil plan!
- Lisa: Evil plan?
- Leslie Lucas: I wanted to ruin Krusty's show and crush him the way he crushed me! And I almost got away with it, too!
- Chief Wiggum: We would have caught her earlier, but it's just so gosh darn hard to tell the difference between a network executive and the criminally insane!
