Bart Like Me/Quotes

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Seymour Skinner: Students, faclty, and friends, I am proud to present... drum roll, Ralph.

Ralph (making sound with his lips): Plplplplplplplplplplp!

Seymour Skinner: ...the Springfield Elementary Learning Annex!

Ralph (making sound with his lips): Plplplplplplplplplplp!

Lisa: It's a trailer.

Seymour Skinner: It's alow cost solution to classroom overcrowding is what it is. You can stop that now, Ralph.

Ralph (making sound with his lips): Plplplplplplplplplplp!

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Bart: Mom, this is the new kids in class. His name's Brad.

Brad: Hello, Mrs. Simpson.

Marge: What a polite young man. Help yourself to cookies.

Bart: He's my new mest friend.

Brad: These cookies look awesome.

Milhouse: Best friend...?

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Brad: Checkin' out my rockin' tah, huh?

Bart: You!

Milhouse: You?

Bart: First you steal my trademark and now my haircut?

Brad: It's an homage, homie!

Bart: It's a rip-off is what is is! Your'e no Bart Simpson!

Brad: I'm more Bart than you are, Bart!

Milhouse: Wow! It's like your twins!

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Bart: What're you doin' after school, Brad?

Brad: I dunno. Something'.

Bart: Maybe we could go your chouse.

Brad: I don't think so. My mom's sick.

Bart: So, it was your dad who picked you up yesterday?

Brad: Sure. My dad.

Bart: I could ride home with you I've never seen your house.

Brad: That's not a good idea.

Bart: It'll be fund. You can show me your stuff.

Brad: Ii's just stuff.

Bart: But is it cool stuff?

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Bart: There's something very weird about this house. Whoa. Everything is so small it's like a house built just for kids. And most of the rooms are empty. No parents. Tinty furniture. Buts beer. That means--

Sound: Click!

Brad: Right you are Sherlock.

Bart: Oop.

Larry Baxter: I'm not a kid. Haven't been for twenty years. I'm little Larry Baxter, and I'm wanted in sex states for armed robbery.