Kent Brockman's Top 40

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Kent Brockman's Top 40

Comic Story information Released: Winter 1993 Comic series: Simpsons Illustrated Pages: 1

Kent Brockman's Top 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #8.

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Kent Brockman lists his top forty.

List

1. Doing that really sincere thing with my voice
2. The fact that I get to sit in a comfy chair in an air-conditioned studio reading copy written by someone else and still consider myself a journalist
3. My hairstylist
4. Live remotes
5. My makeup girl
6. Sound bites
7. Bantering with the weatherman
8. Breaking into the crucial play of a football game with a special bulletin
9. My trench coat
10. Satellite hookups
11. Touching human interest stories about celebrities who have overcome adversity
12. Pontificating
13. The lottery
14. Walter Cronkite
15. Teleprompters
16. Commercial breaks
17. My manicurist
18. Media bias
19. Buying red ties in bulk
20. Tornadoes
21. Earthquakes
22. Floods
23. Famine
24. Pestilence
25. Acts of God
26. Stories about cute little performing animals
27. Pretending to read from those blank sheets of paper I hold in my hands
28. Doing "news" stories about our own network programming
29. My company expense account
30. The limelight
31. Women who recognize me in bars
32. Connie Chung
33. Polishing my Emmys
34. My "quiet time" in the limo on the way to the studio
35. Kicking Channel 4's butt during sweeps week
36. My masseuse
37. Infotainment
38. Feeling the nation's pulse
39. My paycheck

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