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Stink & Stinkability/Quotes

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Marge: Bart, you've been watching that TV all weekend. You haven't moved for two straight dats!
Bart:That's not true. I've been up twice to get snacks.

Bart: If you don't let me watch TV, I'll go on a stink strike!
Marge: Go ahead, but remember you have school tomorrow. If you embarrass yourself, that's fine with me.
Bart: I have not yet begun to stink.
Homer: What was all what about?
Marge: He's going on a stink strike.
Homer: Ooh. I love those. Don't worry if it gets too bad, I know how to take care of it.

Milhouse: Bart, what did you pack for lunch? it smells like rotten fish stuffed with dirty gym socks.
Bart: That's not my lunch. I've taken a vow of putridity. Until I get my TV rights back, I'm not bathing.
Milhouse: You gotta give in, you're starting to smell like the crowd at a comic book convention.
Bart: Do I smell that bad?

Otto: Whoa, Bart. You got a pungent bougquet going.
Bart: Sorry. I'm trying to win an argument with my mom, so I'm not bathing.
Otto: If you're mad at her why are you punshing the rest of us? Can't you keep the stink at home?
Bart: That's a good idea. Maybe I can!

Homer: I head about my boy's noble stink strike and decided to join the cause!
Bart: [HACK] [GAG]
Marge: Homie, you aren't sleeping in my bed stinking like that!
Homer: That's okay I'll share Bart's bed!
Bart: No way! I give up! I don't care about TV. The sink strike is over! I'm taking a bath!
Homer: Told you I could out-stink him!