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The Stayin' in the Closet Float

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The Stayin' in the Closet Float
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Julie Kavner
Characters: Waylon Smithers
Patty
Marge
Appearance(s): "Jaws Wired Shut"

"The Stayin' in the Closet Float" is a song by Patty, Waylon Smithers, and Marge.

Lyrics

Smithers:
We're gay, we're glad.
Patty:
But don't tell Mom and Dad!
Marge:
Wouldn't it be great if that man and woman got together?

Appearances