Butt-Whisperer 9000
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Butt-Whisperer 9000 is sports gadget sold at Sport Palais.
History
When Homer Simpson was very near death, an unnamed employee introduced him to the Butt-Whisperer 9000. Homer couldn't aford it, though, as it costed $300 a month, so the empoyee suggested he should buy it for $10 a day (almost the same amount). After Homer bought it, he picked up the package, but it fell on him. Later at home, Homer was jogging on the machine, when Lisa came down saying the television on the Butt-Whisperer 9000 is connected to the internet, letting him watch old television shows. Homer flicked through the programs, and at the end was Stranded. Lisa told him it was a show that went off the air five years ago, and Homer soon got addicted to it.
Features
- Cushioned track
- Hydration dial
- HD TV
- Dog-Walk
- Opt-Out Programming
- Drill sergeant mode
- Heart rate monitor
