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Headlight Comics: The Dame and the Clown/Quotes

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Otto: (monologues) Hey friend! The name's Otto, I drive a bus. On a road paved with broken dreams, hard hearts usually don't bounce back. However, once in a while, the highly unlikely happens; the kids save the farm or the palooka goes the distance, against all the odds. I saw it happen once at Moe's. It was the best stop on the joint, with good coffee and food like Grandma used to make; if you grew up in a bus station that is. A short order grease dealer with a shorter temper owned the joint.
Moe: Hey Otto, feel free to nurse that one lousy soda a couple more hours.
Otto:(Continues to monologue) He had a heart like a week-old cheese danish, rancid and hard! But that danish was about to, I don't want to spoil it. It all went down in a story I like to call; The Dame and The Clown.


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