Milhouse... The Girl?/Quotes

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Groundskeeper Willie: A lad? Sellin' Li'l Chickadee cookies? Git off me land, ye biscuit-floggin' gender-bender!

Milhouse: Aaaahh!

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Milhouse: My grandfather bakes the Li'l Chickadee cookies at his cracker factory! He gave me these lafterover boxes to sell!

Bart: Milhouse, boy don't sell girl cookies Just hink of what Nelson will do you if he finds out! Or Jimbo! Or me!

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Bart: It's worse than I thought. This calls for srastic measures!

Milhouse: Huh?!

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Milhouse: M-Mr Simpson, want you buy some Li'l Chickadee cookies?

Homer: Guuuh-huh-huhhhh....

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Homer: Hahaha hahaha!

Milhouse: Thanks, Bart! I'll never do that again!

Bart: My work here is done!