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Loan-a Lisa/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
465 "Elementary School Musical"
466
"Loan-a Lisa"
"MoneyBART"


Lisa: You're quitting school?
Nelson: I'm dropping it like a melon off an overpass.
Lisa: But don't you know that people who don't go to college make 3% less than people who do?

Marge: Is that the cat in there?
Homer: It's a cat. I'm not sure it's the cat.

Nelson: My first job! Tonight, I'm having peanut butter *and* jelly. No more PB or J for me.

Lenny: With this protective lining, I can't tell if I'm watching an old Seinfeld or an old New Christine!

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