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	Season 5 Episode Quotes
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Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" (Everyone cheers.)

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• Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.

Homer: "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"

Student: (pause) "Sears."

Homer: "GET HIM!" (They proceed in chasing the student.)

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Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"

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Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."

Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."

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