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Ron Robinowitz: Krusty, I've been your agent for 37 years and I'm telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character. She's got a taste for Lady Laughter, and she'll step right over a certain clown to get it.

Krusty the Clown: Which one? Chuckles? Professor Nitwit?

Ron Robinowitz: [facepalm] No, you!

Krusty the Clown: No Yu?! The Chinese Clown?

Ron Robinowitz: [laughs] That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.

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[Bart and Homer are looking though a large pile of coins for the "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]

Bart: One of these has got to be that smooching Lincoln penny. Nope. Nope. Dime. Button. Pepperoni slice.

Homer: (grabbing pepperoni slice) Wait! This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut! (eats it) Mmm...terrible.

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[At an auction for a "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]

Homer: Five dollars!

Mr. Burns: Five hundred.

Homer: Five dollars, cash.

Host: Sir, the promise of cash is not an endorsement. The current bid is $500. Going once, going twice--

Bart: Dad!

Homer: Five hundred-one!

Mr. Burns: Ten million.

Homer: Objection, Your Honor!