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Marge Be Not Proud/Quotes

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Bart passes by The Android's Dungeon.
Sign: BONESTORM: 99¢
Bart{talking to himself}: Bonestorm for ninety-nine cents?!
Bart goes inside Android's Dungeon and places coins on counter.
Bart: Here is 99 cents. May I have Bonestorm?
Jeff Albertson: Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99¢. Net profit for me: -$59. What that mean is this.
Jeff Albertson opens the cash register.
Jeff Albertson: Oh please, take my money. I did not want it.
Bart reaches for money.
Jeff Albertson: Ah aht aht! Seeing as to we are unfamiliar with sarcasm I shall close the cash register and bid you good day.
Bart: But the sign on your window said Bonestorm for 99¢!
Jeff Albertson: Ah! 99¢ is the rental price.
Bart: Then may I please rent Bonestorm?
Jeff Albertson: I am sorry, but I am fresh out. However, I do have a rather abundant supply of Lee Caravallo's Putting Challenge.

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