Lisa's Pony/Quotes

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Quotes

Groundskeeper Willie: (While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) "Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower."

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Marge: "Homie, how long do you plan to do this?"

Homer: "I don't know. How long do horses live?"

Marge: "Thirty years."

Homer: "D'oh."

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(Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart)

Apu: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had."

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Homer: "I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy."

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Apu: "Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them."

Homer: "But I eat...oh."

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Marge: "We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries."

Homer: "Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!"

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Homer: "I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for."

Marge: "We can't afford to buy a pony."

Homer: "Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony."