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Sideshow Bob Roberts/Quotes

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  • Lisa:Congratulations, Bart. You get to go back to the fourth grade!
  • Bart:Oh ... tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with
  • Lisa:The spoon, Bart
  • Bart:(gasps) of course

  • Bart: We want the truth
  • Sideshow Bob: You can't handle the truth, No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.

  • Jimbo: (after wrapping Milhouse in Vote Quimby bumper stickers and placing him in a shopping cart) All right! The mummy is ready for his mystical journey! (pushes Milhouse down the hill)
  • Milhouse: Aaaaah! What's happening?

  • Larry King: Now even though we're being broadcast on...... FOX, there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering. (the entire audience hoots and hollers obnoxiously)

  • Bart: Oh my God! The dead have risen, and are voting Republican.

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