Bart Gets a "Z"/Quotes

Quotes

The Answer commercial

My life was over.

I'd lost my job, my husband left me.

I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.

And then I found...

The Answer.

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The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,

who hid it under a rock

where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,

who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,

where it was found by Pat Sajak.

These great men knew The Answer.

The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.

Learn The Answer, and change your life.

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quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.

(Bart visits Mrs Krabappel)

Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you:

The Answer.

"This book uses the ancient power of wanting."

Bart: Hey. "Just because we don't understand electricity,

doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits."

Mrs K in front of the Class

Mrs K: You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?

Milhouse: Safety.

Emergencies.

Safety.

Jimbo: Educational.