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Lisa the Tree Hugger/Quotes

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Kent Brockman: The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at Krusty Burger. Krusty the Clown has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, Jesse Grass, the dreadlock dreamboat who's birkenstock is on the rise!

Homer: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.

Lisa: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.

Homer Simpson: Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash.

Marge: You don't have a stash.

Homer: No, of...course...not.

Marge: Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! (laughs)

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