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May the 12th Be with You/Quotes

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Marge: Okay, everyone, buckle up for the Disney+ Mother's Day outing.
[car backfires]
Bambi's mother: No, no, no Not another hunter. Take Bambi, not me!

Nani Pelekai: Marge, are you okay with hyperspace travel?
Marge: Oh, sure. I never get carsick.
[on the ship]
Marge: [gagging] How embarrassing.

Mrs. Potts: This park is so clean.
Darth Vader: The penalty for littering is death.

Child: My sandcastle was ruined by that big, fat monster.
Mary Poppins: No fat-shaming on Disney Playground Planet, brat.

Stormtrooper: You realize this is just a simulation, ma'am? It happens every 15 minutes. Sorry, folks. I'm afraid this incredibly overprotective mother ruined the simulation for everybody. It happens all the time.

Stewie Griffin: Yo! Can someone vodka up my juice box?
Marge: [chuckles] Homer, I'm taking this warped little laugh-getter to Moe's.
Stewie: Hey, let me out or I'll use foul language. We're a 9:30 show. Why, you God [bleep] stupid [bleep] synergy. [bleep] 35 years on the air, my [bleep].