And Maggie Makes Three/Quotes

Quotes

Homer places Mr. Burns in a headlock and is parading him around the plant. He is playing the drums on Mr. Burns' head.

Lenny: Way to go, Homer!

Charlie: Isn't Burns going to get mad that we are not coming to his aid?

Carl: Nah, let Homer have his fun. Besides, he has got a good beat!

Mr. Burns: I ought to be defending myself, but I am paralyzed with rage...and soothing island rhythms.

Springfield Hospital. Marge is in labor with her third child. Homer is not bothering to hide his sarcasm

Homer: (sarcastic tone): "Oh wow, here it comes. It is magical, it is wonderful. Another mouth."

Dr Hibbert: One more push should do it.

Homer: Marvelous.

A baby cries once, then again

Hibbert: Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy baby.

Homer: OK. (makes thumbs up sign)

Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand

Homer: Huh?

Marge: Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".

Homer: Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!

Hibbert: Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.

Homer: A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world.

Marge: (sighs)

Homer: Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm.

They kiss; Maggie shapes her lips like a kiss, then grabs a pacifier and sucks it