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Homer at the Bat/Quotes

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Quotes

Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.
Woman: My baby!
Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your baby!
Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
Woman: Thank you!
Cat mewling is heard.
Woman: My cat!
Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your cat!
Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.
Woman: Thank you!
"The Alley Cat" is heard.
Woman: My old-time Victrola!
Jose Canseco: Oh, brother!
(Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble)
Boggs: "And I say Britain's greatest Prime Minister was Pitt the Elder!"
Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!"
Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
Boggs: "PITT-THE-ELDER!!!!"
Barney: "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
Barney knocks Boggs out
Moe: "You showed him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
Barney: "Lord Palmerston!!!"
(Barney knocks Moe out too)

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