Treehouse of Horror II/Quotes

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	Season Episode
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Marge: Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?

Homer: I got it from the stand...over..there.

Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around

Homer: Oh, wait. It's over there.

Merchant: You will be sorry.

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Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..."

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:Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.

Mr. Burns: Have trouble breathing...organs leaking vital fluids...Smithers...I am going to die.

Smithers: No! Cannot anything be done?!

Mr. Burns: We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether.

Homer: WAUGH!

Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.

Homer: AUGH!

Mr. Burns: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well you see, your ample shoulder space provided an oppurtunity for my head to be grafted.

Homer: It is only a nightmare! I did not wake up...I did not wake up!

Mr. Burns: Oh sure, it is only a nightmare. Keep telling yourself that.

Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.

Narrator: Next week, on The Simpsons...

Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.

Lisa: Hey Dad, next Friday the school is hosting an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.

Homer: Woo hoo!

Mr. Burns: But Homer, next Friday the plant is having a reception. We are welcoming Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.

Homer: D'oh! I hate having two heads.