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Treehouse of Horror II/Quotes

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Season Episode
041 "Like Father, Like Clown"

"Treehouse of Horror II/Quotes"
"Lisa's Pony" 043
Marge: Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
Homer: I got it from the stand...over..there.
Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around
Homer: Oh, wait. It's over there.
Merchant: You will be sorry.

Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..."

:Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.
Mr. Burns: Have trouble breathing...organs leaking vital fluids...Smithers...I am going to die.
Smithers: No! Cannot anything be done?!
Mr. Burns: We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether.
Homer: WAUGH!
Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.
Homer: AUGH!
Mr. Burns: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well you see, your ample shoulder space provided an oppurtunity for my head to be grafted.
Homer: It is only a nightmare! I did not wake up...I did not wake up!
Mr. Burns: Oh sure, it is only a nightmare. Keep telling yourself that.
Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.
Narrator: Next week, on The Simpsons...
Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.
Lisa: Hey Dad, next Friday the school is hosting an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
Homer: Woo hoo!
Mr. Burns: But Homer, next Friday the plant is having a reception. We are welcoming Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
Homer: D'oh! I hate having two heads.

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