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A Hero's Hero/Quotes

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McBain: After a long day of extreme police work, da only ting dat makes it worthwhile is my special, delicious... sandwich?! Bud da bad was clearly labeled! And officer McJane was transferred to avoid just dis type of mix-up! Dere is only one possible explanation... Mendozaaa! You've gone too far dis time! Now reval da location of my sandwich and any other state secrets you may have stolen!
Sound: SMASH!
Senator Mendoza: Why, my dear McBain, I have no idea what you're talking about!
McBain: Your coyness will only lead to your downfall! And hot lead! Either I get my reuben, or I get my vengeance. Your choice. Gah! Hold on a moment...
Sound: RING! RING!
McBain: What's dat, chief? Lieutenant Ferguson ate my lunch? But i thought—yes, I see... My apologies, Mendoza. I must return to da precinct. Someone needs to learn a lesson about personal property.
Mendoza: I see. So, McBain, will you teach this lesson using extreme methods?
McBain: Worse. Human resources mediation!