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Jimbo Jones: Whoa! My bully sense is tingling.
Martin Prince: Aaah! Help me!
Jimbo: This looks like job for...
Bullyman: Bullyman
Kearney Zzyzwicz: You know the drill. Hand over you lunch money!
Bullyman: Stop! Unhand that nerd!
Martin: Thank goodness!
Bullyman: Gentlemen, it's not right to shake this nerd until his lunch money falls out of his pants.
Martin: My hero!
Bullyman: Give him a wedgie instead.
SOUND: YANK!
Martin: Erp.
Bullyman: Thereby releasing the lunch money without putting any strain on your sensitive lower back!
Kearney: Thanks a lot, Bullyman!
Bullyman: When shooting spit wads, it's important to blow from your diaphragm.
Martin: [SIGH]
Bullyman: Plus, I always keep extras in my utility belt.