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Final Detention/Quotes

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Principal Skinner: Bart, if my calculations are correct, the detention I'm about to write for you will be the one hundredth detention you'll server this school year!
Bart: Yes!

Clancy Wiggum: Where were you on the night of May 1st, between the hours of 11 P.M. and 3.A.M.
Snake: Uh, in church, dude?
Chief Wiggum: "Signs point to yes". Good enough for me, let 'm go, boys.
Snake: All right!

Lisa: What the...? That detention slip looks like it's coming right at me! Whoa! That was close! Who's this detention for anyway? Bart?! Then why is it coming after me? Shoo, detention! Go away! Go pick on somebody who deserves you!

Willie: Aye! What are ye doin' in me tool shed? Willie's got a half hour before toilet polish duty and me "Guns" need pumpin'!
Bart: We're being attacked by a supernatural detention slip that won't stop until its thirst for after school justice is quenched!
Willie: Ach, why didn't you say so in the first place?!? Stand aside, wee ones!

Principal Skinner: Congratulations again, Bart Simpson and remember, wherever life takes you, there will always be a seat in the detention hall with your name on it at Springfield Elementary!
Bart: I'm the luckiest boy in the world.