Bart's Invisible!/Quotes
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- Bart: Whoa, dude! Wh-what hit me?
- Professor Frink: Great Marconi, it's you who did the hitting... with your multi-wheeled conveyance traveling at excessive speed [GA-HEY!]
- Bart: Huh? What'd I hit?! There's nothing here!
- Professor Frink: Precisely! And now you have broken it.
- Rod Flanders: Oh boy! We've saved out allowance all month for this!
- Todd Flanders: Thank our heavenly father for delicious Krusty chew candy bars!
- Rod & Todd: Amen!
- Rod: Oh no! It's the blessing-challenged Bart Simpson!
- Todd: He'll try to take our candy! What should we do?!
- Bart: Har! Nerds at twelve o'clock locking on target...!
- Rod: The good lord says we're supposed to share.
- Todd: He also says we should turn our other cheeks. Let's pretend he's not there.
- Rod & Todd: Amen!
- Bart: Hey professor! Yo! Can you see me? Bart to Frinkenstein! Come in!! Nothing! Then it's true... I'm invisible! Sweet!
- Professor Frink: If it's not a bother... might someone dial 9-1-1 please... [WOO-HOY!]
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, Tasha! You are the missing key to my happiness much as Sauron's ring was to Frodo's quest.
- Lisa: You.... animal! Filling my backpack with chicken parts when you know I'm a vegetarian!
- Bart: Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!
- Lisa: Of course I can, but I think i'll just pretend I Can't, like I did when i saw you on the street this morning.
- Bart: BUt ... that was after I tuned invisible...
- Marge: Who's invisible?
- Bart: I am.
- Marge: Well, I saw you this morning, and I can see you now.
- Bart: Uh-oh!
