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Groundskeeper Willie: What is it, doctor? You can tell Willie!
Dr. Hibbert: Hmm. Looks like a poison ivy rash. Have you been in the woods lately?
Willie: You canna take my freedom! I can recall.
Dr. Hibbert: I recommend this cream.
Willie: Do it, doctor! Grease up Willie!
Dr. Hibbert: Actually, it just need to be applied to the infected area. Seems like you have a case of being a little rash! Hee hee he!
Willie: ?
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