Pirate Booty/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns: ...and this a potrait of my great, great, great uncle twice removed, Captain Blackburns the pirate.
- Waylon Smithers: Ravishungly hansome, sir!
- Mr. Burns: Yes, quite. He sailed the seven seas being a scourge to himanity and what not. As is the curse of all the Burns men, women adored him and men envied him.
- Captain Blackburns: Ahoy-hoy, I be talkin' like a pirate.
- Mr. Burns: A canny sort of fellow, he hid his pirate treasure withing his trousers.
- Captain Blackburns: Arr. This 'ere strategy will be keepin' thieves from thievin' what I already did thieve.
- Sound: Jangle Jingle
- Mr. Burns: Unfortunately, Captain Blackburns met his end one fateful day due to the incompetence of his first mate.
- First mate: I'm going to give this deck the swabbing of a lifetime!
- Captain Blackburns: Argh! Slippin' I be!
- Sound: Slippo!
- First mate: Huh-oh!
- Sound: Ploop!
- Mr. Burns: Balckbruns plummeted overboard and weighed down by the doubloons in his pantaloons... :Waylon Smithers: ...he sank to hsis doom. I'm sure there's some sort of mortal to the tale of that greedy pirate. But enough chitchat. Time to make more money! And you really need to clean these floors, Smithers. They're putrid!
