Brew Ha Ha!/Quotes
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- Lisa: This is for thousands of dollars! I thought the wi-fi was free!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: So did I! Now I'm stuck working here to pay for my "Candy Crush" addiction!
- Lisa: Well, I'm not going to stand for this! I have rights!
- Marge: What type of coffee would you like?
- Rich Texan: Bubbling crude! It's coffee with a straw in it so I can blow bubbles like it's an oil well!
- Mr. Largo: You have one of those impossible bosses, too. huh?
- Seymour Skinner: I'm standing right behind you.
- Homer: Yeah, but whadda gonna do? What can I get ya?
- Mr. Largo: Cafe latte, half sweet, with a double shot of espresso.
- Homer: Ummm... how about whatever's in the cup on the counter already?
- Mr. Largo: Sure, why not? Thanks for listening!
- John: Are these vintage records for sale?
- Bart: Ah, those are Hom--- I mean, yes! They're ten dollars!
- John: Ten dollars each?
- Bart: No, ten bucks for all of them!
- John: Even the ultra rare recording of the Chipmunks as the Beatles performing the Monkees' greatest hits?
- Bart: Ugh! He plays that one all the time! Here... I'll pay you! Just take them!
- Lisa: What's wrong? We're not working hard enough?
- Blue-haired lawyer: Quite the opposite. I'm here to inform you that the debt has been paid!
- Lisa: Really? We made enough money in one day?
- Blue-haired lawyer: One day? You've been working non-stop for almost a month!
- Lisa: But--
- Dr. Nick: I can explain! You've been getting so much second-hand caffeine exposure that you haven't slept in weeks. And the no sleeping has affected your memory, so you forgot you didn't sleep!
