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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update/Premium Gameplay
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A Congress of Devils
A Congress of Devils Pt. 1
After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:
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Old Scratch: It's good to get out of Hell for a bit and stretch my hooves! Maybe pick up a few fresh souls for the trip back.
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The Devil: Not so fast, pal! I'm the Prince of Darkness in Springfield! Now scram!
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Old Scratch: Oh, am I horning in on your turf? "Horning". Get it?
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The Devil: Because we both have horns. Yes, I get it.
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The Devil: What you DON'T get is I'm the one, true Satan.
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Old Scratch: Maybe you haven't played the main quest line for MY event. I'm the guy in charge here! If anybody's gonna be the real Prince of Darkness, it's me!
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Old Scratch: How 'bout you be...let's see...the Prince of the Presbylutheran Church or the Dark Knight of North Haverbrook. Heh-heh.
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The Devil: Oh, that's it! You're going down!
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Task: Make Old Scratch Fight the Devil (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Fight Old Scratch (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)
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Ned: Oh Dear Lord! Devils fighting in the streets of Springfield! It truly is the End Times!
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Homer: That's what you said last Thursday about the plague of frogs—
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Homer: There were three frogs.
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Ned: They hopped at me! One touched my foot!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 2
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Bart: Wow, that's way more hair-pulling than I expected in a fight between demons.
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The Devil: We fight dirty 'cause dirty is all we know!
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Old Scratch: Kid has a point though. We should fight with some sense of pride and dignity. Afterall, I am Ruler of the Underworld.
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The Devil: YOU'RE Ruler of the Underworld?! That's it, you're getting your hair pulled again!
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Task: Make Old Scratch Accept a Satan-Off Challenge (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Challenge Old Scratch to a Satan-Off (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)
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The Devil: So, here's the deal: Whoever tricks the greatest number of Springfielders into surrendering their souls shall be known as the One True Prince of Darkness!
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Old Scratch: I really don't want to hear the terms of the deal again!
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The Devil: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the River Styx this morning.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 3
After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:
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Old Scratch: Say there, you look like a fella who enjoys a good bargain.
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Cletus: Aw no, not another fiddle contest.
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Old Scratch: No. Something better. Have you ever thought about getting into the oil business?
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Cletus: Oil? Ain't no future in 'virementally un'stainable energy!
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Cletus: I seez the future in mobile phone entertainment. I luvs Varmint Rasslin' videos!
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Old Scratch: Varmint Rasslin'? Two animals fighting each other? Sounds hellishly good. I want in!
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Cletus: Tain't zactly how it works.
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Task: Make Old Scratch Flee Rasslin' Raccoons (4h
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If the user has Cletus: Cletus: Make Cletus Post Varmint Rasslin' Videos Online (4h, Cletus' Farm or Brown House)
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Cletus: Woooeee! Look at all those likes and views!
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Cletus: And that's just fer round one! A badger vs. Old Scratch. Who's ready fer round two?
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Old Scratch: Please, just take the deed to this oil well and let me crawl off in peace...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 4
After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:
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The Devil: Old Scratch is pretty shifty. I'll need my "A" game if I'm gonna stay on top of the hellhole Hell heap.
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Squeaky Voice Teen: Aw, no! I lost my job at the Widget Spinners store. I thought I'd be spinning there forever.
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The Devil: Young man, how would you like to be a billionaire?
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Squeaky Voice Teen: Nah. Millionaire is fine for me.
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The Devil: Even better! Just sign here on the dotted line, my boy... Heh-heh...
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Task: Make Old Scratch Hide From Unruly Raccoons (2h, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Try to Steal a Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House) If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: Task: Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try to Sell His Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House)
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The Devil: MWAHAHA! And now that I own a teenager's soul—!
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'm sorry, sir, but my clients already own 53% of this young man's soul.
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Mr. Costington: And we've got a 27% stake in his soul!
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Arthur Fortune: And don't forget about our 19%.
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Burns: I believe I'm into the lad as well!
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The Devil: How much of his soul is left?
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Since he's in soul debt, his soul creditors can now come after you.
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The Devil: Uh, hey...did I say I own his soul? I meant Old Scratch! He's the guy you want!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Ned: Friends and neighbors! There is a demonic scourge that is plaguing our town—
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Dr. Hibbert: Ned, I told you, that wasn't a plague — just a mild rash from overwashing your—
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Ned: Not that! I'm talking about an actual walking, talking force of evil.
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Ned: Real devils! Trying to make bargains to steal people's souls! The Devil and Old Scratch!!!
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Ned: Now, good people of Springfield, we need to drive these devils back from whence they came!
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Old Scratch: Maybe we're attracting a little too much of the wrong kind of attention.
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The Devil: Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we should call off our contest. Besides, there's more than enough sin in Springfield for the two of us.
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Old Scratch: Absolutely! But first I think it's time we called in a favor from a red devil's best friend...
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The Devil: An internet CEO? Parents who cheated to get their kids into college?
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Old Scratch: Even better...a despicable politician.
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Task: Make Ned Rally Springfielders to Drive Out the Devils! (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House) Task: Make Springfielders Get Riled Up About Devils [x5] (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House) Task: Make Old Scratch Call in a Favor (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Enjoy Classic '80s Metal (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House)
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Ned: Let us drive these foul spawns of Hell out of our fair—!
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Quimby: Not so fast, Flanders! As a sanctuary city we welcome all.
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Quimby: It's in our town charter.
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Ned: You're saying we can't reject the very devils in our midst?!
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Quimby: That is correct. And I'm also pleased to announce the first annual Springfield Devil Days!
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Homer: Mmm... Devil's food Days!
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The Devil: It's good to have friends in low places.
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Old Scratch: The lower the better.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head
Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Donut Homer: Hey, Moe, you won't believe what happened to me today!
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Moe: You made a deal with Old Scratch not to eat a forbidden donut, which you did anyways, but somehow you got out of goin' to Hell, and now you got a donut for a head.
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Lenny: A tale as old as time.
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Donut Homer: And the beauty part...I can eat my own fluffy, delicious head, and as long as I don't eat it all it grows back the next day!
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Moe: Whoop-de-doo. Everything always works out for ol' Homer.
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Evil Shopkeeper: It can be great for others, too! For some a donut head is a curse...but for some a blessing!
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Carl: I'll take the blessing part. Lenny, you take the curse.
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Lenny: Thanks, buddy!
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Task: Make Donut Homer Listen to Evil Shopkeeper's Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Tell a Cursed Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
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Evil Shopkeeper: ...and so, whosoever parktaketh of the cursed confectionary cranium shall enjoy a surplus of serendipity!
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Donut Homer: ...
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Lenny: ...
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Carl: ...
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Evil Shopkeeper: Eat the damn donut head and you'll have good luck.
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Donut Homer: Why are you guys looking at me like that?
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Lenny: I could use some good luck for a change.
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Carl: Yeah, me too.
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Donut Homer: Oh, no. I should be the only one who gets to eat my head!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Cookie Kwan: Homer, why are you hiding behind Madame Chao's restaurant? And why is your head a donut?
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Donut Homer: All good questions. I'm cursed! But if anyone else eats my head they'll have good luck, so Lenny and Carl want to bite my brain.
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Donut Homer: I'm hiding here since Chinese people don't eat donuts.
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Cookie Kwan: That's not true. Everyone likes donuts, including Chinese people...and including me!
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Donut Homer: WAAAAH?!
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If the user has Cookie Kwan: Task: Make Cookie Kwan Douse Donut Homer in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House) Task: Make Donut Homer Run Before Cookie Kwan Eats Him (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House)
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Donut Homer: I almost had another donut hole in my head!
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Donut Homer: And now I'm covered in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce...and more delicious than ever.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Lyla: Homer, you're visiting the Buddhist Temple?
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Donut Homer: Usually the first question people ask is, "What's going on with that donut head"?
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Lyla: Buddhism has taught me to ignore head shape.
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Donut Homer: Everyone wants to eat my head. But Buddhists are vegetarians, so I'm safe here.
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Lyla: Donuts aren't meat, Homer.
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Donut Homer: What?! Explain.
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Task: Make Donut Homer Try to Crush Lyla with a Buddha Statue (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House) If the user has Lyla: Task: Make Lyla Calm Donut Homer Down (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House)
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Lyla: Homer, I'm not going to eat your head. You're a sentient being!
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Donut Homer: How rude! I may be a little slow, but I'm still human.
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Lyla: Um, right.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Donut Homer: I'll sneak into the House of Evil and beg the Evil Shopkeeper to change me back to normal! Maybe one more bite before I do—
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Donut Homer: Hey, what's he saying...?
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Evil Shopkeeper: Mr. Szyslak, I need payment now! I told everybody that eating Homer's head would bring them good luck! That was the agreement.
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Donut Homer: What?! Moe set me up?!
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Moe: Uh, oh.
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Task: Make Donut Homer Go on a Donut Head Rampage (8h) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Get Pummeled Senseless by a Giant Donut Head (8h, House of Evil or Brown House) If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Regret Life Choices (8h, House of Evil or Brown House)
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Moe: Okay, okay! Homer, we give!
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Evil Shopkeeper: Who knew a giant donut head could make such an effective weapon?
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Moe: He's like a delicious, deep-fried cranium-cracking cronut!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Lenny: There he is! Eat him!
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Moe: Wait, guys! Ya can't eat Homer. The Evil Shopkeeper was lyin' because I paid him.
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Evil Shopkeeper: All you gain from eating this oaf's head is mild indigestion and an evening spent on the toilet.
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Carl: Aw, man, I really wanted that good luck!
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Lenny: Carl and I have been luckless for thirty years.
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Moe: Homer, I'm real sorry folks tried to chew off your gorgeous, glazed head. I guess I was just jealous of the attention you was gettin' .
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Donut Homer: I understand, Moe. And I think I know someone who can help you!
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Task: Make Donut Homer Ask Old Scratch for a Favor (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Make Moe Special Too (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Finally Stand Out (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
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Donut Homer: There you go, Moe! You're all set.
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Old Scratch: Always happy to help a friend of Homer's!
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Moe: Aw geez, guys, this is great!
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Moe: Look at me, everybody! I got a giant pickle for a head!
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Femme Fatale: Ewww! You stink like pickle juice! Go away!
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Moe: Maybe I shoulda gone with a boiled egg...
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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More Pain, No Gain
More Pain, No Gain Pt. 1
After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:
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Torture Coach: That's it, class...lift and twist and jab and poke...find where your victim's pain is most extreme.
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Hell Principals: Coach, may I have a word?
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Torture Coach: Certainly, boss. Class, keep your pitchforks red hot while I'm gone.
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Hell Principals: Sorry to interrupt but I just got off the horn with legal. There's a complication with your employment contract.
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Torture Coach: *gasp* It's not my benefits, is it? I really need the free daycare. Torture Coach Jr. has grown to love where he is.
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Hell Principals: No, no. It seems that when we hired you away from Torment Inc. we overlooked a non-compete clause.
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Hell Principals: You're going to need to go on a sabbatical until it's sorted out.
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Torture Coach: Paid?
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Hell Principals: Unpaid.
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Torture Coach: *sigh* I'll tell my class to cool their pitchforks.
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Task: Make Torture Coach Head to the Bar (3h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Hell Principals: Task: Make Hell Principals Review the Contract with Legal (3h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)
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Torture Coach: I also found out that sabbatical means loss of daycare, which is why Torture Coach Jr. is with me.
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Demon Moe: I don't give a toot, but he can't sit at my bar. This may be Hell, but we got laws.
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Torture Coach: *sigh* Son, go sit in a booth and Daddy will get you an apple juice.
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Demon Moe: Best I can do is an apple martini.
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Torture Coach: Just water then.
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Demon Moe: If he don't like martinis he aint gonna like the water either.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 2
After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:
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Hell Teacher: Since we broke up, he's been posting lies about me on Flamebook. He updated his relationship status to "It's complicated".
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Hell Teacher: What's complicated, Kevin?! We broke up! It's pretty simple!
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Demon Moe: Yeah, whatever. Sounds like a real pain. You still nursing that drink?
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Torture Coach: You should just torture him.
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Torture Coach: Tape his eyelids open and make him watch '80s workout videos, or cover the iron maiden spikes with sriracha sauce.
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Torture Coach: It's a classic that I put a twist on.
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Hell Teacher: Wow, those are great. I'm gonna do them both! Thanks! *runs out the door*
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Demon Moe: You're pretty good at that torture stuff. You could do that for a living.
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Torture Coach: I WAS doing it for a living. But...you're right. I don't need some two-headed principal to give me permission to do it! I can torture pro bono!
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Demon Moe: You should charge a little...enough to pay your drink tab. I got a business to run here.
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Task: Make Torture Coach Go Pro Bono (1h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House) If the user has Demon Moe: Task: Make Demon Moe Refill the Peanuts (1h, Hell Moe's, Moe's Tavern, Hell's Kitchen, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)
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Old Scratch: You want me to donate my gym so you can offer torture classes to my customers?
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Torture Coach: Full disclosure, I'm gonna record the classes and put them on ViewTube.
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Torture Coach: I can make a heck of a lot more that way than teaching little twerps at Hellementary School.
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Old Scratch: I'm gonna need 25% of the take.
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Torture Coach: How 'bout 15%!
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Old Scratch: How 'bout 20% and I don't turn you to ash where you stand.
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Torture Coach: Sounds like a deal.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 3
After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:
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Torture Coach: Alright class...choke up on the bat-o-nails and swing! Put your hips into it!
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Hell Scientist: This is great! I'm learning torture techniques I can use for all eternity AND getting a workout!
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Torture Coach: Kevin, look into the camera when you say that. And those of you watching at home, don't forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell.
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Task: Make Torture Coach Demonstrate Proper Nail Bat Technique (8h, Old Scratch's Gym, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell Labs or Brown House)
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Old Scratch: So how are we doing with revenue on our ViewTube channel?
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Torture Coach: Building revenue takes time.
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Old Scratch: I'll live forever but I don't want to wait forever. Now show Old Scratch some scratch!
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Torture Coach: We're up to...fourteen cents. 20% of that is 2.8 cents. You want it now?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 4
After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:
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Torture Coach: Keep running! Get those knees up! Higher! *snaps whip*
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Hell Teacher: I thought you were teaching US to torture, not to BE tortured!
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Torture Coach: In order to dole out torment one must feel the torment. Therein lies true enlightenment.
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Hell Scientist: But we didn't ask for enlightenment. We just wanted to learn some cool torture tips!
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Torture Coach: You get what you paid for. And you paid nothing. Now RUN!
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Task: Make Torture Coach Whip Class Into Shape (4h)
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Old Scratch: Alright, so I paid for your new camera, lights, microphones and your wardrobe...
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Torture Coach: I can't look like a schlub on ViewTube.
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Old Scratch: And I've made a grand total of... *checks ViewTube account* one dollar and thirty-four cents.
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Torture Coach: Um...may I remind you—
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Old Scratch: Yes, I know! 20% of one dollar and thirty-four cents!!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 5
After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:
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Hell Principals: Coach, it looks like everything is fine now. We've cleared up the concern over your non-compete clause with Torment Inc.
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Torture Coach: I hope our lawyers raked them over the coals!
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Hell Principals: Uh...our lawyers asked nicely, and they said they didn't remember you.
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Torture Coach: *gasp* After all the years I tortured for that company...
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Task: Make Torture Coach Mope Back to Hellementary School (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell's Kitchen or Brown House)
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Torture Coach: Alright, kids. Today's lesson...lightning bolt electroshock.
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Beelzebart: I'm so glad to have you back.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame
Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 1
After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:
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Demon Moe: Say, Homer, since you're about to leave Hell, I was wonderin'... could you do me a favor when you head back upstairs.
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Homer: Oh, no! I have to climb stairs?! This is hell!
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Demon Moe: Uh, no. I mean when you leave Hell and go back to Springfield.
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Demon Moe: I was thinkin' youse could invite the mortal Moe down here to get a preview of what he's got in store when he gets down here.
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Homer: Are you sure this is where Moe's coming? I think he's a pretty good guy.
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Demon Moe: Hoo boy. You don't know the dark side of Moe.
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Task: Make Demon Moe Ask Homer for a Favor (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Agree to Do a Favor for Demon Moe (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)
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Homer: So there are two Moes?
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Demon Moe: No, I'm just the guy in charge of what he's gonna face when his butt lands here in Hades.
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Homer: So you're like his guardian angel?
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Demon Moe: Let's just go with that. I'm the guardian angel with the horns, a tail, and death breath.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Homer: Hey, Demon Moe! I brought regular Moe down like you asked.
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Demon Moe: Why'd you bring Lenny and Carl too?
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Lenny: Homer said he was going to Cool Moe's.
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Carl: We never met a Cool Moe so we had to come.
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Moe: I don't get it. What is this place?
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Demon Moe: This is where you're gonna spend eternity, pal.
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Moe: Aw, geez. In the afterlife, I was hopin' to get out of the servin'-drinks-to-jerks business.
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Task: Make Demon Moe Explain Moe's Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Balk at His Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)
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Moe: Wait, so I'll have a miserable life, die, and spend a miserable eternity in this dump?
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Demon Moe: Pretty much, yeah. Hope yer into smokey, hot, and sweaty.
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Moe: What'd I do to deserve this?
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Demon Moe: The watering down of drinks, the rhino horn business...
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Moe: Big deal! Everybody does that.
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Lenny: The shotgunning, the cheating at cards...
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Carl: Selling rotten eggs, clubbing innocent rats...
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Moe: Okay, everybody, stop already. I get it.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 3
After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:
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Moe: So your job is to torment me for eternity after I die?
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Demon Moe: Like I always say: "Find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never have to work a day in your life". Right, Twainy?
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MarkTwain: I wish I'd never said a lot of things.
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Moe: And so you'll have to stay with me forever, in all my gripin', complaining and general miserableness. That's gonna be fun for you?
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Demon Moe: Yep...wait, no.
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Demon Moe: I may not have thought this through.
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Moe: I can see that. *chuckles*
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Task: Make Demon Moe Become Horrifically Depressed (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Enjoy Sharing the Pain (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4
After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:
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Demon Moe: I concocted this eternal torment for you. It was s'posed to be really great!
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Moe: It is great. You did a good job.
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Demon Moe: But all I've done is set myself up to be miserable alongside you forever.
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Moe: You ain't no Prince Charming yerself, pal.
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Demon Moe: I don't like to look on the bright side, but it ain't all bad. I do own a bar, and that's pretty sweet.
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Moe: That's the spirit. And I'll cover for ya on ladies' nights down here.
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Demon Moe: Good luck with Lizzy Borden and Ma Barker. They are a couple of mean drunks!
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Task: Make Demon Moe Relax and Enjoy Life (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5
After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:
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Moe: Well, I guess I'll head back home. Probably be seeing you soon, though. *sigh*
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Demon Moe: There's still hope. Go to church, fold yer hands, and pray to the guy upstairs. If that works, you could go to heaven and I get to keep the bar.
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Moe: Hey, you really think I got a shot at heaven?
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Demon Moe: I don't wanna lie to you, but I'm gonna...sure you got a shot!
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If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Wander Home (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Demon Moe Propose a Toast for Regular Moe (2h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)
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Hell Scientist: So he just went back home?
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Demon Moe: Yep. I can't help feelin' bad for the guy.
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Hell Scientist: We should drink a toast to Moe.
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Demon Moe: That's a real sweet thought.
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Demon Moe: On the other hand, it seems like a waste of good alcohol. Moe wouldn't want that.
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Hell Scientist: A FREE drink...to Moe!
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Demon Moe: Get outta my bar, you bum!
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Demon Moe: *pulls out baseball bat* Sweet thought is over!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Roamin' Holiday
Roamin' Holiday Pt. 1
After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:
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Old Scratch: Hey pal, great job, but HR says you have to use up some of your vacation days.
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Demon Technician: No time for that. Besides, screams of agony are my vacation.
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Demon Technician: Who would take a day off when one's job is to create so many horrifying pleas for mercy?
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Old Scratch: You do have it pretty sweet.
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Task: Make Demon Technician Fine Tune Torture Device (8h, Torture Conveyor Belt) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Worry About HR Violations (8h, Hellscape or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2
After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:
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Hell Teacher: Excuse me...um, sir. HR asked me to come down and speak with you.
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Demon Technician: Why doesn't HR come talk to me themselves?
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Hell Teacher: Frankly, sir, they're afraid of you.
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Demon Technician: That's fair.
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Hell Teacher: So...how 'bout taking a break and using up some of that vacation time?
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Demon Technician: Just as soon as I get my Eye-Poking Machine recalibrated. Can you help me out?
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Hell Teacher: Uh, I'm not really — OW! It's missing my eye and picking my nose!
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Demon Technician: Damn...more recalibration is needed.
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Task: Make Demon Technician Perfect Eye-Poking Tech (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House) If the user has Hell Teacher: Task: Make Hell Teacher Leave in a Hurry (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3
After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:
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Torture Coach: Say, Sid, the boss has asked me to talk to you. You need to take a break, or you're gonna get us all in trouble.
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Demon Technician: Yeah, yeah, just as soon as I finish testing the new Gut Inverter.
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Demon Technician: Hey, you want to see it in action?
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Torture Coach: Well...
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Demon Technician: No guts, no gory!
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Torture Coach: AAAGGHHH! It works! It works!
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Task: Make Demon Technician Torture With Sadistic Glee (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt) If the user has Torture Coach: Task: Make Torture Coach Watch the Master at Work (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt, Hellscape or Brown House)
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Torture Coach: Boy, with all the screaming, you'd think they wouldn't have the breath to ask for more coffee.
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Demon Technician: We do like to make our victims feel at home...and in pain.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 4
After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:
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God: Hey man, gonna need you to take a vacation.
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Demon Technician: You're the head of HR?
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God: Nah. I was passing through and HR asked me to do them a favor.
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God: Even God takes vacations. I've been off all year. Haven't you noticed the world has gone to Hell?
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Demon Technician: Wow, I guess I've been too busy to notice.
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God: Take a day and come along with me to Krustyland. You can hear people scream my name in terror.
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Task: Make Demon Technician Tag Along to Krustyland (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House) If the user has God: Task: Make God Ride the Tooth Chipper Over and Over (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House)
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God: See, that was fun! And it's healthy to get your mind off work for a bit.
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Demon Technician: Are you kidding? I've got so many new ideas now. I can't wait to get back to the shop!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 5
After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:
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Demon Technician: I'm back from my vacation! I didn't exactly relax, though.
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Old Scratch: Hey, whatever. I just needed HR off my back. Now I can tell them to go to He — uh, go to Here.
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Demon Technician: And look at this backlog of damned souls that need processing. I'm in Heaven! By which I mean Hell!
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'Task: Make Demon Technician Do What He Does Best (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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