Kent Brockman's Top 40
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Kent Brockman's Top 40
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Kent Brockman's Top 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #8.
Description
Kent Brockman lists his top forty.
List
- Doing that really sincere thing with my voice
- The fact that I get to sit in a comfy chair in an air-conditioned studio reading copy written by someone else and still consider myself a journalist
- My hairstylist
- Live remotes
- My makeup girl
- Sound bites
- Bantering with the weatherman
- Breaking into the crucial play of a football game with a special bulletin
- My trench coat
- Satellite hookups
- Plane crashes
- Touching human interest stories about celebrities who have overcome adversity
- Pontificating
- The lottery
- Walter Cronkite
- Teleprompters
- Commercial breaks
- My manicurist
- Media bias
- Buying red ties in bulk
- Tornadoes
- Earthquakes
- Floods
- Famine
- Pestilence
- Acts of God
- Stories about cute little performing animals
- Pretending to read from those blank sheets of paper I hold in my hands
- Doing "news" stories about our own network programming
- My company expense account
- The limelight
- Women who recognize me in bars
- Connie Chung
- Polishing my Emmys
- My "quiet time" in the limo on the way to the studio
- Kicking Channel 4's butt during sweeps week
- My masseuse
- Infotainment
- Feeling the nation's pulse
- My paycheck
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