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From Lichtenslava with Love/Quotes

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Bart: Can I have a decommissioned soviet sub?
Homer: No.
Bart: Can I?
Homer: No.
Bart: Can I?
Homer: No.
Bart: Can I?
Homer: No.

Bart: Uh-oh.
Homer: What did you do? What. Did. You. Do?
Bart: You know me. I didn't do it.
Homer: Then how do you explain that?
Agna: Hello meester Bart, my new American husband!
Bart: Aye, carumba!

Marge: My little Bart makes such a nice fiancé.
Lisa: Mom! You can't seriously be thinking that this woman is going to marry Bart?

Lisa: Agna, you can't marry Bart. he's only ten-years-old!
Agna: But if I don't marry, I vill have to leave America. It has been my bdream to live in the land of the free, the Homer of the Vhopper.
Bart: I'm really sorry, but Lisa's right. There's been a misunderstanding.
Agna: No, I understand. To stay in America I must marry American citzien, Bart Simpson.

Bart: I know he won't be a chool as me, but who's the lucky guy? Who are you going to marry?
Agna: I'd reather marry the village goat! Forget America! I'm catching the next boat back to Lichtenslava!!!!!