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...The Permanent Record Room! is a Simpsons Comics story that appears in Simpsons Comics #75.

Willie is sleeping on the floor of his shack and gets bitten by a spider. He wakes up and discovers he is on the ceiling, and thinks he's got superpowers. It turns out that Bart has glued all the furniture in the shack upside down. Bart's class gets a visit from Groundskeeper Seamus, who tells the story of St. Patrick's Day when Willie flies in through the window. Bart tells Willie that they are being attacked by a green goober, and points to Seamus, who has painted himself green, and the two begin to fight. Bart tells Milhouse that he also got Martin to fix Skinner's phone so that every time he says a word, he gets an electric shock.