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Tell-Tale Bart/Quotes

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Nelson: Haw haw!
Bart: Ahhh... it's stuck!
Milhouse: Your eye?
Bart: That too!
Milhouse: I better get you to the nurse.
Nelson: Eye see London eye see France... talk about eye-sore! Haw haw! Yuu know what happens to rats? They get walled up in my basement with my cat! Got Mee?
Bart: G-got you.

Seymour Skinner: Now, Simpson the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this if you tell me who's behind it!
Bart: Bottom? Behind? Ouch!
Seymour Skinner: Look, Bart, when it comes to bulleis we can't blink...
Bart: Well...
Seymour Skinner: Give me a name!
Bart: It was... [GULP]
Seymour Skinner: Now see here, Simpson... out with it. I want an answer now!
Bart: I-i did it to myself on the, er, monkey bars.
Seymour Skinner: Have it your way. I'm having your mother come get you.
Bart: You can't. My mom and sisters are visiting my aunts. You'll have to call my dad...

Homer: Nooo! Nevermore! I'll eat that donut.... ...nevermore. [SNIFF]

Homer: So, who the hell did this yo you?
Bart: It was... [GULP!] I can't recall.
Homer: Now look, boy, just 'cause your mother is out of town, doesn't mean you can get away with murder...

Homer: Bart... ...haven't I taught you... It's not polite to stare!
Bart: [ACK] Whoa! Thanks pop, that did the trick! Say, Homer, what's with the axe?