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Liquid Diamond Is Forever!/Quotes

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Professor Farnsworth: ...and that's how I invented my smelloscope, which can detect any odor in the universe.
Grampa: Aw, that's nothin'. I invented the comma. I wanted to give asthmatics a break while reading a setence out loud. Both president Roosevelts gave me the Iron Cross.

Bart: Morning, teach!
Philip J. Fry: Morning, yourself! Someone locked me in here last night. All I had to eat were some wax novelty lips I found in the teacher's desk. But it did give me time to figure out how to prove I'm tellin the truth. This! I had it in my jacket pocket!
Bart: Whoa! That looks just like me!
Philip J. Fry: It is. This is the comic, we're both in. See? Here's the panel with the two of ous talking. The plot used to be different but now that me and my friend are in it, the story is changing.
Bart: So I'm really a comic book character?
Philip J. Fry: Yep, you're also on TV, CDs, T-shirts and bootleg German underpants.
Bart: Wow!

Philip J. Fry: Cowabunga!
Bart: Oh, please, that is so early '90's!

Homer: I've got big news!
Leela, Nibbler, Fry, Lisa, Marge and Bart: We know!
Homer: You know the Duff mascot robot knocked up Flanders's jukebox?
Bender: I intend to make that jukebox an honest woman!

Nibbler: I senese the barrier is shattered! We can all go home. Merge your minds with me. I can use my nibblonian powers to take us back home if we leave immediately!
Homer: Whenever, I see a beer can, I'll think of you, Duff Robot!
Bender: Whenever I see a jerk, I'll think of you!
Lisa: I'll miss you!
Leela: Me, too!