| Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
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| Song Information
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Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! is a song about Cletus, which also contains the voices of him and Brandine.
It is the thirty-seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
Lyrics
- Singers:
- Some folk will never eat a skunk,
- But then again, some folk'll
- Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
- Cletus:
- Hey, what's goin' on on this side?
- Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.
- Brandine:
- An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!
- Cletus:
- Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.
- Singers:
- Most folk will never lose a toe,
- But then again, some folk'll
- Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
- Cletus:
- Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!!
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