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"And now back to Arnie Pie. The teleprompter is telling me he's had a change of heart and now ill fly over the erupting volcano... what? Is he crazy?"

―Kent Brockman

"I'm not crazy. I've just decided that I realyl want to win the local news Emmy... even if it's posthumous! Through the smoke I see something... It's... ...it's a pile of burning tires! There is no volacno! [SIGH] So much for that Emmy. Back to you, Kent."

―Arnie Pie

"So views, this should serve as a lesson. Always listen to your Emmy Award-winning news anchor when he says, "remain calm.""

―Kent Brockman
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