Bart's Rap Debut

"Bart's Rap Debut"

Song Information

Singers:	Hank Azaria Nancy Cartwright
Characters:	Bart Alcatraaaz
Appearance(s):	"Pranksta Rap"

Bart's Rap Debut is a song by a Bart and Alcatraaaz.

Lyrics

Alcatraaaz:

Every miner forty-niner and stone cold conniver

Stakes a claim on my tongue to pan my saliva.

Make the hos drop they clothes like they Lady Godiva.

(He drops the mic, and Bart picks it up.)

Alcatraaaz:

Yo, cuz! Put down my mic "Less you know how yo use it

this is old-school not preschool, so don't Dr. Seuss it.

Bart:

Don't critique my technique

I'm not geek

I make the principal nervous

My friends can confirm this

I'll bust a spit-wad in your epidermis

You can trace my remorse to its super-sized source:

A hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course

My old man's pathetic, damn, is his head thick

The gas from his ass in carcinogenic

Every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic