Texting Abbreviations

Texting Abbreviations is texting abbreviations by Homer from Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness.

Texting abbreviations

Short Description DYSTGLN Did you see the game last night? ITFTHY Is the food truck here yet? NIDSO No, I didn't see "Oprah." IWNNT I was nowhere near there. TOT Texting on toilet. OOTP Out of toilet paper! LMKIYSTFT Let me know if you see the food truck. PIFM Punch in for me. CFM Cover for me. JWUWDIM Just woke up. What did I miss? ICMFL I can't feel my legs. YAMWAYWO You're a man. Why are you watchin "Oprah"? DYKWILMP Do you know where I left my pants? COMB Choking on my beer. GGFFOTVT Giant gorilla film festival on TV tonight! WTDFT Where's that damned food truck? HWSIDI He who smelt it, dealt it. WWFD Wonder what's for dinner. IIQTY Is it quitting time yet? ISTCIS I swear that clock is slow. WAMTCIB Wait a minute, that clock is broken! WTIIR What time is it really?!! LOL Laying on linoleum. ROFL Resting on floor lounging. LMFAO Look, man, forget about "Oprah"! BIW Boss is watching. TTLB Trying to look busy. BWTKWIAD Boss wants to know what I am doing. BITAMP Boss is taking away my phone. TITBYBF This is the boss! You're both fired! WIH Work is hell.