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November 7: Kang and Kodos must've convinced that alien from the Stonecutters event to come back and help them, because his Victorian UFO has landed in the store. And they seem to have decided to take over Krustyland as well, a bit belated, I thought they were happy with not paying $5 for a small soda; their Twirl 'N' Hirl ride has also appeared for donuts. Get them now...or not!
November 5: So with the forthcoming "Futurama" crossover comes some panicking from Homer. I guess he had enough of them with that comic crossover all those years ago. And he needs someone to re-write the episode, guess who? No, not [insert well-known animation writer]! Matt Groening. Pronounced GRAY-ning, for your information. The Matt Groening/"Simpsorama" episode tie-in is out now!
October 30: Remember that classic episode where Bart and the gang hijack their own ship? And then they turn into skeletons or ghosts...or whatever? No?! Anyway, the Ghost Pirate Airship has arrived from that episode! Wait a second, the ship in the episode was in the water. I should stop before EA gets onto me.
- Phase 3 is almost here! Get squishing to find the Ray Guns to earn the Hover-copter so Frink'll be happy!
- Plus, it's almost Halloween! Keep sending kids to earn Treat Bags, as tomorrow the residents of Springfield are handing out Long Protein Strings. Kang and Kodos will be busy trading them with each other...hopefully not as presidential candidates, but you can't predict them two.
October 25: Mmm...Candy Corn. Mmm...chocolate. Mmm...pumpkins. Eurgh, no!....in a pie maybe. The weekend deal on the crafting currency is here!
October 24: What's that big black and white thing in the sky? No...not the skyscraper. The big ape thing. Get King Homer's Skyscraper in the Store now!
October 22: What do you do with an impoverished Nelson? Erm...build a strip club? That's not right. Anyway, Level 46 is out!