Super Bowl Promo/Quotes

General

References/Trivia

Appearances

Gags

Credits

Quotes

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Zooey Deschanel: Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.

Simpsons: (Singing to the tune of the NFL theme) We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!

Bart: We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!

Homer: A beer costs eighteen bucks!

Terry Bradshaw: Quit bellyaching, Baldy!

Howie Long: (As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears) We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!

Bart: (Sarcastically) Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. (He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid)

Lisa: Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?

Marge: The National Football League always knows what it's doing.

Curt Menefee: That didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.

Homer: (Whispering) Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.

Michael Strahan: Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!

Jimmy Johnson: We're going to ask Cletus the Football Robot to remove you.

(Cletus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away)

Homer: But I brought my own Cletus! He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs)

Cletus: I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.

(The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance)

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