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June 8, 2013 - July 1, 2013

"How come my computer isn't working? Mother, did you add parental controls to the Internet?"

―Seymour Skinner

"You're darn tooting. There are lots of naughty pictures in the Wikipedia."

―Agnes Skinner

July 1, 2013 - August 7, 2013

"We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."

―Clancy Wiggum to Waylon Smithers

August 7, 2013 - November 3, 2013

"Wow, the ornate interior and new age looking exterior of Swanky Fish is impressive!"

―Lisa Simpson

"But I thought this was a seafood place. What's with all this rice, avocado, and... yuck! Is this seaweed?!"

―Homer Simpson

"It's called Nori wrap. Sushi really is an art form."

―Lisa Simpson

"But I don't want my food to be an art form. I want it to be food."

―Homer Simpson

November 3, 2013 - December 1, 2013

"Genius! Now, local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"

―Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

"Beg pardon?"

―Cletus Spuckler

"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."

―Apu

"Why didn't ya say so?"

―Cletus

December 1, 2013 - January 5, 2014

"Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried."

―Sea Captain

"Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?"

―Homer Simpson

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The following was removed from the main wiki quote nomination page to here, as it is from The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

"We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."

―Clancy Wiggum to Waylon Smithers

I don't think we've had a featured Tapped Out quote yet. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 11:07, 25 January 2013 (EST)

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1. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 01:25, 11 June 2013 (EDT)
2. --Michael —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.44.138.73 (talk) 12:17, 11 August 2013

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Good one, Wiggum.

"What Animated Women Want" episode tie-in

"Wow, the ornate interior and new age looking exterior of Swanky Fish is impressive!"

―Lisa Simpson

"But I thought this was a seafood place. What's with all this rice, avocado, and... yuck! Is this seaweed?!"

―Homer Simpson

"It's called Nori wrap. Sushi really is an art form."

―Lisa Simpson

"But I don't want my food to be an art form. I want it to be food."

―Homer Simpson

Funny Tapped Out quote from the "What Animated Women Want" tie-in. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:58, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

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1. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 01:25, 11 June 2013 (EDT)

"Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2"

"Genius! Now, local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"

―Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

"Beg pardon?"

―Cletus Spuckler

"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."

―Apu

"Why didn't ya say so?"

―Cletus

Didn't know Apu was fluent in hillbillyese! ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:41, 10 August 2013 (EDT)

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1. Funny Hillbilly quote! Apu knows lots of languages!!! / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 19:16, November 3, 2013 (EDT)

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2

"Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried."

―Sea Captain

"Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?"

―Homer Simpson

SOMETIMES Homer has a potty mouth? I think that's a bit of an understatement! ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:37, 23 June 2013 (EDT)

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1. Funny Homer potty mouth!!! / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 17:26, December 1, 2013 (EDT)