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Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

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Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Rick Logan
Dick Wells
Cletus
Brandine
Writer(s): Alf Clausen
Steve Tompkins
Album: Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons
Appearance(s): "22 Short Films About Springfield"

Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! is a song about Cletus, which also contains the voices of him and Brandine. It is the thirty-seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

Singers:
Some folk will never eat a skunk,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Cletus:
Hey, what's goin' on on this side?
Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.
Brandine:
An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!
Cletus:
Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.
Singers:
Most folk will never lose a toe,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Cletus:
Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!!

Appearances