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Cyrano de Bart/Quotes

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Bart: Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"
Milhouse: No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bereac" by mistkae.
Bart: Cyrano de who...?
Milhouse: It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
Bart: So?
Milhouse: So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, i'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
Bart: Okay, but it'll cost ya.

Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
Milhouse: Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.
Lisa: Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
Milhouse: Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
Lisa: You don't play the sax.

Milhouse: Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
Bart: Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.