Dangerous Curves/Quotes
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:Patty: "I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue."
- Homer: [offended] "Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!"
- Patty: "Not from the diving board!"
:Ned Flanders: "It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds."
- Homer: "What? But I have urges!"
- Ned: "That's just your trouser devil talking."
- Homer: "He's not talking, he's yelling!"
:Bart: "Hey! Knock it off back there!"
- Homer: "But we're married!"
- Bart: "All right, but keep it PG."
- Homer: "How about R?"
- Bart: "PG-13."
- Homer: "Woo-hoo! Adult situations!"
Alberto: Why do married women always have husbands?!