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Dangerous Curves/Quotes

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:Patty: "I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue."
Homer: [offended] "Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!"
Patty: "Not from the diving board!"

:Ned Flanders: "It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds."
Homer: "What? But I have urges!"
Ned: "That's just your trouser devil talking."
Homer: "He's not talking, he's yelling!"

:Bart: "Hey! Knock it off back there!"
Homer: "But we're married!"
Bart: "All right, but keep it PG."
Homer: "How about R?"
Bart: "PG-13."
Homer: "Woo-hoo! Adult situations!"

Alberto: Why do married women always have husbands?!


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